At last, the Marines have arrived to save our Golden State
Trump's great big beautiful pill continues to tax Social Security despite his campaign pledge
ONLY DONALD TRUMP CAN SAVE CALIFORNIA FROM ITSELF ... According to our dear president, the beautifully named City of Angels is being overwhelmed by a "migrant invasion" of millions of south-of-the-border criminals who somehow managed to scale that Big, Beautiful Wall Trump built single-handedly, then also managed to evade the best Border Patrol this side of Cucamonga.
In a Saturday evening post, the president addressed the governor of our country's most populous state as "Governor Gavin Newscum," which is obviously a good starting point for discussing any issue involving the Golden State.
I, of course, prefer to call him Gavinator Newsom, but that's a topic for another day.
Wrote the president, "If Governor Newscum of California and Mayor Karen Bass of Los Angeles can't do their jobs, which everyone knows they can't, then the Federal Government will step in and solve the problem - RIOTERS & LOOTERS - the way it should be solved!!!"
Mr. President, if your words don't exclaim something all by themselves, no amount of punctuation can save them. The same with all caps.
Because the hour was late, the president apparently forgot to note that while rioting and looting are not allowed on the streets of Los Angeles, it is openly encouraged if the targets are the nation's Capitol building and the Capitol Police trying to defend it. In that case, the rioters and looters are patriots and the injured police officers had it coming.
Added the president, "No Mercy for Lawless Riots and Looters."
Except presidential pardons for rioters and looters if their target is the U.S. Capitol.