Congress finally puts its head on straight and passes significant legislation

Bipartisan life-changing bill sails through the House of Representatives

Tired of being called a do-nothing Congress whose members care only about being reelected in November, the vast majority of members of the United States House of Representatives put their heads together this week to pass the most stunning bipartisan piece of legislation in years.

Yes, by an overwhelming vote of 308-117, the People’s House accomplished something that even God has been unable to do — creating an extra hour of daylight all over our blessed land for every one of the 365 days in a calendar year.

Cleverly named the “Sunshine Protection Act” to confuse Mother Nature, this legislation promises to add one hour of daylight each day, no matter the day, month or year.