Federal government releases new list of numbers that are considered criminal
Todd Blanche vows violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
Acting U.S. Attorney General Todd Blanche has announced, effective immediately, that any use of the following expressions will result in felony charges with penalties ranging from life in prison up to and including death by firing squad.
The charges will apply whether the expressions are spoken, written, imagined or proclaimed with sea shells on a public beach.
New expressions will be added to the list as criminal activities associated with their use are uncovered by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
The currently banned expressions, in no particular order, are: