Friday Fish Fry: It's now geese that are missing in Springfield, Ohio
Is no species safe in the heartland of America?
J.D. VANCE SWITCHES SPECIES IN CONTINUED ATTACK ON HAITIAN IMMIGRANTS ... The latest from the youngest vice presidential candidate in the November election is that Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio have been seen kidnapping a goose from the city park. Not that he's backing off his story that these hungry immigrants are also stealing and then charbroiling Springfield's cats and dogs and maybe even hamsters.
The stolen goose report came one time, from one person, involving one bird, but with absolutely no evidence, despite this being the age when everything is shot on video and time-stamped.
The Springfield police, who have better things to do with their time - like dealing with numerous bomb threats - interviewed every goose in town and determined nothing was amiss. But J.D. is sticking to his story because no one but Fox News will cover it.
The really scary thing here is that one day these Haitian immigrants will no doubt kidnap a cat from one of the childless cat ladies of Springfield, Ohio who run the Democratic Party and then whose side will J.D. be on?
A NEW LEASH ON LIFE (LITERALLY) ... All I can say is thank goodness that my beautiful hometown of Davis, California has a strict leash law, which pretty much guarantees that none of our household pets will end up on a stranger's barbecue.
EVEN MORE FROM J.D. ... The Republican vice presidential candidate proclaimed the other day that the difference between Republicans and Democrats is that two people have tried to shoot President Trump and no one has attempted to shoot Kamala Harris.