Guess who is claiming the Prop 50 election was "seriously rigged"?

Democrats see a flicker of hope while Republicans are searching for that Mack Truck that ran them over

A number of folks sent me notes Tuesday night after the election results in California, Virginia, New Jersey and New York City were confirmed.

“A ray of sunshine” was a common theme.

Then I woke up Wednesday morning and it was pouring rain.

It was also raining lawsuits.

In addition to charging “massive fraud” in California’s overwhelming “Yes” vote on Prop 50, our dear president said voters in the above-mentioned jurisdictions “went woke” on Election Day.

I’d prefer to say they finally woke up.

Our family dropped off our many ballots all at the same time Tuesday evening at the Vets Memorial, where I had hoped to exchange pleasantries with President Trump’s promised “election monitors,” but none could be found. Unless, of course, they were all undercover, posing as woke voters.

It did seem, however, like there were a few folks working on the roof of the Vets, so maybe that’s where they were hanging out.

Mr. Trump, predictably, claimed the Prop 50 results were “rigged,” and that California’s mail-in ballot system was under “very serious legal and criminal review.”

I’m shaking in my boots waiting for Kash Patel and Pam Bondi to come knocking on our door or for Pete Hegseth to send a fully armed drone down our East Davis chimney on a no-burn day.