How do you do, Measure Q?

Is this a 1 percent tax increase or a 100 percent tax increase?

Okay, as folks like to say when things get really serious, it's crunch time.

Yes, the most important election in the history of the world is about to take place and I'm not talking about that Donald-Kamala thing over which we have absolutely no control.

Indeed, right here in the City of All Things Right and Relevant we are facing a couple of ballot issues known as Measure Q and Measure T.

What happened to the letters "R" and "S" is unclear, but attorneys representing those letters and their heirs are in Yolo County Superior Court at this very moment seeking injunctive relief of some sort.

Measure T is known as the Library Tax, but with an increase of just $4.08 a month - less than a double double with hand-cut fries at In-N-Out - this thing will pass all by itself, so help me Mary L. Stephens.

So we will not deal with Measure T at this time. Or maybe ever. Unless somehow it loses and I decide to move to Tillamook.

If anyone is discovered to have voted "No on T," they will immediately be deported to the Lone Star State where they will serve as Governor Greg Abbott's Secretary of Book Banning, Bashing and Burning.

Do not vote No on T.