Is there more to the Super Bowl than betting and bean dip?

Game could be moved at the last minute - it's all up to Trump

I heard that Donald Trump was trying to take "ownership" of Gaza in time to hold the Super Bowl there, but it may have just been an ugly rumor.

Then again, just about every presidential action in the last two weeks has seemed unbelievable, so maybe this one's true too.

Gaz-a-Lago does have a certain ring to it.

No matter where Sunday's game is played, the president has issued an Executive Order that henceforth Kansas City shall be known as the Commander in Chiefs and Philadelphia shall be known as the American Eagles.

Anyone defying that order can pack their bags for a long stay in Guantanamo Bay.

Be that as it may, the Super Bowl is a chance for us all to put our differences aside and come together as one to celebrate what is truly great about our country - endless gambling on a football game.

We have Philadelphia, pretty much the birthplace of our great country. And we have Kansas City, pretty much the birthplace of great brisket.

What's not to like?

Just a wild guess here, but don't you think more Republicans will be rooting for Kansas City and more Democrats will be rooting for Philadelphia?

We will, of course, have to put up with the tiresome Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift romance between commercial breaks, and one sports book in Las Vegas even has a bet that asks, "Which will come first, a camera shot of Taylor Swift or any player scoring a touchdown?"

The odds are on Swift.

Ah, gambling.