Pirro does a quick pirouette “in the interest of justice.”

She chooses the wrath of Trump over the wrath of God

It’s too bad that Todd Blanche agreed to “kill” President Trump’s $1.776 billion anti-weaponization fund because the first person in line to claim a large bundle of cash would be an American citizen and former 3-time Olympic canoeist named David Hearn.

Next in line would be James “Seashell” Comey, followed by special prosecutor Jack Smith and, finally, our favorite 85-year-old uncle, Dr. Anthony Fauci.

What happened to David Hearn is pure evil in action.

Lies were told early and often by the commander in chief about the disaster that took over the Reflecting Pool and caused him to postpone renaming this body of sludgy green water the Trump Tank.

The president blamed the pool problems not just on vandals, but “left-wing vandals,” who apparently spent their time at the bottom of the pool plotting to rig the upcoming midterm election.

That lie was repeated and treated as fact by talk-show hosts both local and national, causing 32.7 percent of Americans to consider Hearn as Public Enemy No. 1.

That damage will stay with Hearn until the day he dies.

The 67-year-old Hearn, a dedicated left-wing vandal if I’ve ever seen one, was in the middle of a 64-mile bike ride when he passed by the pool one fine June afternoon and stopped to dip his fingers in the water.

He apparently saw a small flap of matter and actually touched it before returning it to the water intact.

As they say in the NBA, “no harm, no foul.”