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President Trump comes up with foolproof plan that pleases farmers, saves farmworkers

President Trump comes up with foolproof plan that pleases farmers, saves farmworkers

Two billion family farmers in Iowa applaud the President's bold and creative move

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At last, we have a solution to the crisis of undocumented workers laboring on our country's farms.

On a visit to Iowa - that's where the tall corn grows - our Commander in Chief, or should I say Cornmander in Chief, came up with a novel remedy that will allow farmers to keep farming and workers to keep working.

Speaking to a crowd about his recently signed MAGA bill, the president noted, "Very importantly for Iowa, this bill rescues over two billion family farms."

Whether he meant two billion family farms in Iowa or two billion family farms in the country, please note that there are not two billion family farms in the entire universe. Trust me on this.

I know that's being extremely picky, but for the sake of clarity I needed to point that out, lest some of his aides are afraid to call his attention to such a gaffe.

But here's the good news about those 32 million undocumented folks Joe Biden invited into the United States that Trump has repeatedly told us are murderers, rapists and gang members who came to this country primarily to vote for Democrats and take jobs from American workers.

Given that fully 86 percent of agricultural workers in the United States are foreign born, with a large percentage of those here illegally, those two billion family farmers in Iowa are rightly concerned that their operations might be cut to the bone or even halted entirely if those workers are all sent packing.

This is where the President comes in with a solution that is absolutely brilliant.

Which, I guess, is why he's President and I'm not.

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