This, ladies and gentlemen, is the first history quiz in the short tenure of The Wary One.
It's a one-question quiz, graded pass/fail.
No extra credit allowed.
The answer will be provided at the end of this segment, but cheating will result in an "F" on your official transcript.
The one question is: Who spoke the following eloquent words?
Major Free Hint: For eight years this person lived just a mile from Yolo County.
Second Major Free Hint: This person once was a Major League Baseball play-by-play announcer on the radio.
Third Major Free Hint: This person would have loved Dutch Bros in Davis had it been around when this person lived so close by.
Fourth Major Free Hint: This person would have loved having the Jelly Belly factory nearby.
Fifth and Final Major Free Hint: These words were spoken on January 19, 1989.
Here, uninterrupted, are the words in question.