The president has questions, I have answers

If you can take the survey and include a check, it would be much appreciated

If you were with me earlier this week, you might remember that I was having an intense correspondence with the President of the United States after he sent me a personal letter in which he revealed the sad reality that he knew who I had voted for in the last election.

As distressing as that was, I ignored a series of questions he so dearly hoped I would answer that he included “three live postage stamps,” to cover the cost of sending my answers from our humble East Davis home to his residence - including its new $50 million ballroom - at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C.

Now, I’m not sure exactly what a “live stamp” is, no less three of them, but if the Commander in Chief of the Department of War says they are “live,” I’ll take his word for it.

“I put THREE LIVE POSTAGE STAMPS on the enclosed Rush Return Envelope because I had to get your immediate attention,” my powerful friend urgently writes.