Trump says we’re cheating, Jesse says accuracy takes time

Gavin Newsom suggests it might be time for the president to take a nice long nap

I realize we’re all waiting anxiously for the final results of last Tuesday’s California Primary Election to be released, proving once again that patience is not a virtue.

Instant gratification is in. Patience is out.

Predictably, the President of the United States has weighed in on our electoral activities and has already declared the whole election is rigged.

“The Dumocrats are at it again!” he writes on Untruth Unsocial.

Excuse me, Mr. President, but I believe you forgot to put a “b” in “Dumocrats,” though it was respectful of you to at least capitalize the “D.”